The Great Debate

I was working last night when a family came through my line. A ten-year-old boy was trying to convince his dad to let him buy some gum. The dad told him no and explained that if he let him buy something then he would have to get something for all of his siblings. The boy replied, "Why? They don't need it!"

"Well, you don't NEED it either," countered the dad.

Without hesitation the boy said, "Yes I do! My breath stinks!"

Needless to say, this made my night. I told the father that he needs to put that boy in debate.